A UVa Fan's Prayer

We turn to our God's to lead the Cavaliers to victory tomorrow over the Evil Syracuse - Lance King

The game of the century is tomorrow and we must turn to our Gods for His assistance.

In case you didn't know, UVa is playing THE BIGGEST GAME IN PROGRAM HISTORY tomorrow (forget about those Final Four games from 30 years ago...pssh). With that said, we must turn to those who lead us down this righteous path that we call life.

Whomever you pray to for guidance, whether that be Zeus, The Golf Gods, Jesus, Buddha, or the Spaghetti Monster, let Him or Her know you need a little help tomorrow. I've also designed a prayer that you might use just in case you can't find the words....

Our Father, whose name is Naismith,
Hallowed be thy game.
To JPJ we come,
TB's will be done,
In Cville as it is in KenPom.
Give us this W our 3s and chicken,
And forgive us our turnovers,
As we forgive Cuse who makes shots against us,
And lead us not into overtime,
But deliver us a W.
For thine is the ACC,
The regular season title,
And it will be glorious forever.
Amen
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