Dear Maryland: GTFO

This is about right - drawception.com

No, seriously. Go away.

Dear Maryland:

It is July 1st. And that means you are gone. You are not gone far. You are still physically close enough we can almost smell the Axe wafting down from College Park, almost hear the flapping of your jorts over the din of Beltway traffic.

But you are gone. We don't care why ($$$). We only rejoice that you are. Because for all the victories you've given us, you have the rudest, most homerish, just plain worst fans in the ACC; you have the most unpleasant college town to visit; and dear lord your obsession with that hideous flag.

So in summary

GO

AWAY

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