Virginia Football

Week Whatever .gif Preview: VPISU Edition! HATE WEEK

To nobody's surprise, the Cavaliers lost last weekend to the Hurricanes, but they did have a backdoor cover (like the .gif preview said)! This week is the week that everyone has been looking forward to for weeks: VPISU Hate Week.

By Will C@STLUVaBaseball Nov 29, 2013, 12:00pm EST

The Cavaliers look to salvage the season this weeked when VPISU and their TE QB come to town

UVa lost last weekend in Miami and again, I don't remember a damn thing that happened other than David Watford threw many picks, and Greyson Lambert looked like Tom Brady (in my eyes). Oh well! On to a new week!

This week, the Cavaliers welcome the ACC team with the second most convicts on their team (behind FSU), The Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University! The Hoos haven't beaten the Hojies since the Cold War, BUT THIS YEAR IS DIFFERENT! The Hoos can't beat anyone! The Hojies can't beat Maryland, Duke, or Marshall! UVA HAS A CHANCE!

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It is no surprise, nobody likes VPISU or their fans. I would be bitter about the world if I had to go to school at a place that smelled like cow manure all the time, too. Being the fifth best school in the state has to be hard, so let's all welcome the red-headed hill people to Charlottesville this weekend with the open arms they never provide for us (it's not fun getting hit with beer bottles and chewing tobacco spit).

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I don't know what it is, but something in the air smells different about Saturday. I don't know why the .gif Gods have hope, but they do. The Cavaliers win the toss, take the ball, and proceed to have their finest drive of the season. KP racks up 40 yds, Watford completes 3 passes to Jake McGee, and only one screen pass to Smoke, but it goes for a touchdown! HOOS LEAD 7-0!

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It stays close the rest of the half. The Hoos look somewhat lost at times. Screen passes are thrown. Passes into double coverage are incompleted. And Greyson Lambert leads the offense to a td before being immediately replaced again by DW. Luckily, the TE the Hojies have at QB forgets he is 6'10 and can fall forward for 4 yards. He proceeds to throw head scratching passes as well. Hoos lead 14-9 at half (VPISU's walk-on 4th string kicker misses an XP....LOLOLOLzzz). THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!

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The second half kicks off and the return of Ant Harris is felt immediately. VPISU's TE picks up two first downs before completing a pass to Harris who returns it for a pick six!!!!!! UVa up 21-9!

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The game goes back and forth due to incompetent offenses punting constantly until David Watford throws a pick on his own 25 leading to a VPISU TD to cut the lead to 21-16.

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With only two minutes left the Cavaliers lead 21-19. Thinking a FG won't help much, Coach London goes for it on 4th and 3 from the VPISU 15 (I don't know anymore either). Shockingly, the HB screen does not work and everyone in Scott Stadium knows what is coming next.

The defense bends a little allowing VPISU to get to the 20 yard line with only 8 seconds left. Knowing it was going to come down to this, Coach London has saved all three of his timeouts, but elects not to use any of them trying to ice a 4th string walk on kicker in the biggest kick of his life. Why make him think about it more? Poor kid. Much to the surprise of everyone in Hooville, IT GOES WIDE RIGHT!

CAVALIERS WIN! HOOS WIN! SUCK ON THAT ONE BABAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! The 3-9 SEASON WAS ALL WORTH IT!!!!