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2013 Virginia Football: Streaking The Lawn's Kickoff Tailgate!

Who's ready for a little Fireball whiskey? This guy! Oh, and football, too.

UPDATE: We will be set up in the grassy area directly in front of Physics, on McCormick. Same spot as last year.

Here's the cool thing about coming off a 4-8 season. There's nowhere to go but up![1] To kick off the season right, Streaking The Lawn is hosting its third annual Opening Kickoff Tailgate! Virginia is 2-0 in games where STL has hosted an official tailgate, and we're looking to keep the streak alive.

Streaking The Lawn's
2013 Kickoff Tailgate
August 31 | 11:00 a.m. | Physics Building

Once again thanks to St. Maarten Café for sponsoring this year's tailgate and providing you with an all-you-can-eat[2] spread fit for a king. We'll obviously have many beverages[3] as well as corn hole available. If you are able to organize a group for flip cup, that would be highly encouraged.[4] Come by and spend the day with us and get to know your friendly and ridiculously hilarious STL staff!

As an added bonus, we're inviting the readership of Vanquish The Foe, our BYU friends over at SB Nation. We figure that they are really nice people and, if my understanding is correct, won't make much of a dent in our beer and liquor stash.[5]

Do us a solid and please RSVP here if you are planning to attend, so that we can get a rough headcount for foodstuffs. Don't worry, the email will only be used in case there's some sort of last-minute change of plans, such as location change.

We can't wait to meet you, and thanks of course to our sponsor:

[1] This is not factually accurate, oh but please by the grace of George Welsh, let this be true!

[2] No.

[3] Both the kind that make you tingly and get kinda crazy and/or hostile, and the kind that hydrates you.

[4] Legal requires us to state that Streaking The Lawn does not encourage irresponsible drinking. But I'm pretty good at flip cup.

[5] I don't want you to think that this is just a boozefest of a tailgate. That just happens to be all that's on my mind right now.