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**Editor's Note: VMI doesn't have an SB Nation blog. They don't appear to have an independent blog presence, either. Also, it's apparently uniform week here on Streaking The Lawn. So in lieu of Keydets koverage, we bring you this hard-hitting investigation about VPISU's helmet choices.**
STL: Hey, VPISU. How are things going so far this year?
VPISU: 
STL: Oh, right. That. Well you guys done anything new recently, cheer yourselves up?
VPISU:
The rumors are true. Beamer's website says this is the beginning design stages for a "Hokie Stone" helmet. #Hokies pic.twitter.com/jUqOhbWzQE
— Andy Bitter (@AndyBitterVT) September 19, 2013
STL: ...What?
VPISU:
The rumors are true. Beamer's website says this is the beginning design stages for a "Hokie Stone" helmet. #Hokies pic.twitter.com/jUqOhbWzQE
— Andy Bitter (@AndyBitterVT) September 19, 2013
STL: Yea, no, I saw it the first time. What the hell is that?
STL: Oh for the love of...what on earth made you think that was a good idea?
VPISU: 
STL: OK, that's just proving that you shouldn't be trusted with these kinds of decisi...
VPISU: 
STL: Are you trying to prove my point for me?
VPISU: 
STL: Gimme your keys.
VPISU:
The camo unis Virginia Tech will wear against Marshall on Saturday for Military Appreciation Day. Yea or nay? #Hokies pic.twitter.com/SxX0b8PkNG
— Andy Bitter (@AndyBitterVT) September 15, 2013
STL: You know what? Whatever. I'm not going to try anymore. Enjoy the Arena League/NFL Europe.
(Photos 1, 4, 5 and 6 via US Press wire.)