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The Cavaliers take on the Keydets this weekend after a weekend off last week to lick their wounds and figure out a way to throw something other than a quick slant or a WR screen.

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I don't know how you all felt while watching the Oregon game two weeks ago, but I had never seen anything like that. Seemingly every time they touched the ball they were in the end zone within 6 plays. I couldn't believe my eyes. G9uugql_medium

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However, now we turn our focus to a much more quality opponent: the VMI Keydets! It shouldn't be much of a game, but let's take a look at how it will play out, shall we?

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The Hoos will win the toss and defer to the second half, because that is what every team seems to do. VMI will take the ball and proceed to go three and out, every UVa fans will once again think we're on the precipice of a BCS run!

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Watford will take the ball and score within 7 plays leading Scott Stadium to go absolutely NUTS

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Let's be honest, this game shouldn't be remotely close. VMI lost to an all girls high school team last week and doesn't (shouldn't?) stand a prayer. Let's just hope that we see some more wrinkles out of the offense and the defense continues to improve. And I swear if I see a WR screen on 3rd and 15 more than once I am going to roll my eyes and turn the channel to some other terrible matchup on ESPN.

But, when your VPISU counterparts ask you who the Hoos played last week, you look at them proudly and you tell them "VMI" and if they start to laugh and/or tell you how you should have won by more you look at them and tell them

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But make sure you show them that .gif, because everyone's day is better when Allison Brie is involved.