.gif Preview: Pitt Edition

THE .gif PREVIEW GOT A WEEK OFF LAST WEEK AND BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAS IT GOOD. WE'RE STILL NOT ENTIRELY SURE THAT IT WASN'T A UVA LOSS BUT WE THINK IT PROBABLY WASN'T A UVA WIN EITHER AND WHEN UVA DOESNT LOSE, ITS A GOOD WEEK.

THIS WEEK WE LOOK TO THE FRENCH FRY SANDWICH EATING, BIG EAST PITTSBURGH PANTHERS. THE PEOPLE OF PITTSBURGH BASICALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR THESE DAYS SINCE THE STEELERS ARE POO, JAKE ARRIETA IS THEIR DADDY, AND SIDNEY CROSBY DOESNT LIKE IT WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE ON. SO IM SURE THINGS ARE GOING TO GO WELL FOR UVA THIS WEEK.

PITTSBURGH TAKES THE KICK AND WOO BOY DOES THE UVA DEFENSE LOOK GOOD. IT'S 3RD AND 15 OFF JUMP AND WHAT? PITT RUNS A SCREEN AND PICKS UP 25. HEY NOW, THAT'S OUR PLAY

OK, SO PITT GOT 3 POINTS ON THEIR FIRST DRIVE. SO WHAT? IT'S MATT JOHNS TIME, BITCHES. JOHNS ROLLS OUT, SEES SMOKE ACROSS THE MIDDLE AND HITS HIM IN STRIDE. IT GOES THROUGH HIS HANDS AND RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE PITT SAFETY WHO TAKES IT TO THE HOUSE. oh, yay.

IT'S ALRIGHT THOUGH, AT HALFTIME THE HOOS ONLY TRAIL 13-3. UVA IS A SECOND HALF TEAM, RIGHT? I MEAN, THEY LOOKED REALLY GOOD IN THE BACKHALF OF THE BOISE ST GAME, OK YEA NEVERMIND

BUT IT APPEARS UVA HAS MADE ADJUSTMENTS! THEY'RE RUNNING LEFT! THEY'RE THROWING RIGHT! THE DEFENSE IS GETTING GASSED! THE COMEBACK IS ON! THE HOOS CUT THE SCORE AND HOPE IS ALIVE!

BUT WHO ARE WE KIDDING. THIS IS VIRGINIA FOOTBALL. THIS. IS. WHAT. THEY. DO. THIS SAME PITT TEAM THAT SCORED A SINGLE TOUCHDOWN LAST WEEK AGAINST VIRGINIA TECH KICKS TWO FIELD GOALS AND SCORES TWO MORE TOUCHDOWNS. THE CAVALIERS ON THE OTHER HAND WORK ON PERFECTING THEIR SCREEN GAME.

YAAYYYYYYY USSSSSSS.

IT'S OK, THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT. THOSE BOTTOM DWELLERS SYRACUSE COME TO CHARLOTTESVILLE NEXT WEEK, AND, WHAT'S THAT? WAIT, THEY'RE 3-1?!?! THEY ONLY LOST TO LSU BY TEN?!?! AHHH, HELL.