Like the Backstreet Boys, the UVa football team returns to the field again this weekend! WOOOOOOOOO! Since it's worked out so well so far, let's take a look at the schedule this week: WILLIAM AND MARY!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A TOP TEN PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!! UVA FANS EVERYWHERE REJOICE!
This can only go well, right? RIGHT?
Smoke gets the kickoff and returns it to the 18. Oh, Christ. Luckily, we have Matt Little John's on our side who goes 5 plays and hits a streaking Canaan Severinfor a TD and a 7-0 lead!
William and Mary responds with a 75 yard TD drive of their own and welp....
Luckily UVa's talent takes over. At halftime, the Hoos lead the Fightin Tribe 24-7 and things are looking up in Hooville!
Things continue to get better for the Hoos in the second half. The offense clicks! The defense makes plays! They actually force a turnover! And timeouts are called with ease! The Cavaliers cruise to a 37-14 victory!
So take notice Ohio State. UVa is 1-2 now and we can smell the playoffs.
Luckily, we can look at the schedule for next week and wouldn't ya know, another ranked team comes to Charlottesville!