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Hoos won! gif preview said they'd win! Just call me "seer"?

Amber Searls-USA TODAY Sports

WELL, WELL, WELL, WE MEET AGAIN gif PREVIEW. WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER WEEK. UVA WON LAST WEEK AND THIS HERE gif PREVIEW SAID THEY WOULD. YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THAT.

LUCKILY, THAT WAS AGAINST W&M AND THIS WEEK THE HOOS HAVE TO PLAY AN ACTUAL TEAM. THAT'S RIGHT, AN ACTUAL TEAM THAT PLAYS ACTUAL FOOTBALL ON AN ACTUAL BLUE TURFED FOOTBALL FIELD (say what now?).

ANYWAYS, THEM BOYS FROM IDAHO, THEY WEAR ORANGE AND BLUE TOO, AND THEY'VE PLAYED IN MORE THAN ONE BOWL IN THE LAST 5 YEARS, SO UVA IS OBVIOUSLY AT A DISADVANTAGE, LET'S SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT.

UVA TAKES THE KICKOFF AND RETURNS IT TO THE 26! WINNING ALREADY! COACH LONDON THEN IMMEDIATELY CALLS A TIMEOUT

THE HOOS THEN PROCEED TO THROW THREE STRAIGHT SCREEN PASSES AND PUNT. SO THINGS ARE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD SO FAR, FOLKS.

BOISE GETS THE BALL AND GIVES IT TO MARK RYPIEN'S GRANDSON, OR NEPHEW, OR COUSIN, OR SOMETHING. THE KID HAS TAKEN 9 SNAPS AGAINST AN FCS OPPONENT THAT ME AND MY THREE FRIENDS COULD BEAT, BUT DON'T TELL THEM THAT. THIS KID IS A SAVIOR.

AGAINST AN ACTUAL DEFENSE HE DRIVES BOISE RIGHT DOWN THE FIELD FOR A TOUCHDOWN AND THE LEAD. WELL, MOFO DAMMIT.

THE UVA COACHING STAFF IS BEFUDDLED:

THIS PROCEEDS FOR AT LEAST A QUARTER AND A HALF UNTIL UVA GETS THE BALL WITH 1:30 LEFT AND DOWN 17-3. LONDON AND FAIRCHILD MAKE THE BEST DECISION THEY'VE EVER MADE, THEY KNEEL ON IT TO GO INTO HALFTIME. LONDON TELLS REPORTERS HE CANT WAIT TO START WITH THE BALL IN THE SECOND HALF

SECOND HALF, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOISE TAKES IT BACK TO THE HOUSE AND ITS 24-3, JUST WHERE UVA LIKES THEIR OPPONENTS!

WERE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE REST OF THIS GAME, BECAUSE IT WAS DUMB AND BOY I CANT WAIT TO PLAY ANOTHER WEST COAST TEAM FOR NO GOD FORSAKEN REASON.

NEXT WEEK: BYE WEEK. COACH LONDON IS ALREADY ASKING WHY UVA IS A 3.5 POINT UNDERDOG TO THAT TEAM